He is pretty lost, but suddenly he sees a leprechaun sitting on a rock. Surprised, he greets him. The leprechaun goes "Hello there! Not everyday you see one of my kind! Tell you what, I'll give you 3 wishes! Any you want!"
So the Irishman thinks a while, and finally says "Well, it's a bloody hot day, A nice cold glass of Guinness would do fine!"
So, as requested the leprechaun conjures up the glass. "You see, this isn't any normal glass of Guinness," he goes, "once you drink it all it'll fill right up to the top again! Your other wishes?"
"I'll 'ave two more o' them please."
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