A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...
He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test.
"What is The Son Of Gods name?" He asked.
She thought for a minute rubbing her chin in deep thought.
"Andy!" She bursted out with a gleaming smile.
"No, I'mm sorry that is incorrect, what made you say that?" He asked.
She starts singing... "Andy walks with me, andy talks with me, andy tells me..."
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