So all the primates got together for a male-only gathering, but they put up a sign banning humans.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

The Camping Chemist

Why do chemists never do well on camping trips? Because they pack titrations.

A blond is done...

A blond is done with all the blond jokes. So she makes a plan.... She sells...

What makes eggs...

They go ovary and above.

How do...

they work it out with a pencil.

Why did the book...

He wanted to work undercover.

Three capsicums...

First one says "I'll have a beer", the bartender looks at his shoes, winks...

An Irish joke

There are a group of Irishmen who work at a brewery. One day, one of them...

Dog drink

how do you make a dog drink? put it in a blender

A lady goes into...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the...