First one says "I'll have a beer", the bartender looks at his shoes, winks once, and gets the beer. Second one says "I'll have an entire season of jeopardy on usb, minus the usb". The bartender theatrically plays out the entire season of jeopardy, over 3 days, until the final credits roll. The third capsicum turns to the other capsicums and says "shit joke"
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