A woman walked into her docters office with a black eye. The doctor said, is he beating you, she replied "Yes."
The next day the woman came back with ANOTHER black eye. This time the doctor said, "I know what to do to help you."
She replied, "Oh really, what?"
The doctor says, "Fill your mouth with Grape juice before you get home, and dont let the grape juice come out of your mouth at all. After he goes to bed, you can spit it out."
The next day, the woman comes back and says, "Oh my God, it worked, how did you know!"
The doctor says, "See, look what happens when you keep your mouth shut."
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