He tells the plastic surgeon, "I want to become a black man."
The surgeon says "okay, but I will have to make your brain 30% smaller and your skin 80% darker. is that o.k?"
The white guy says yes, and a few hours later, he goes into surgery. When he woke up, he was greeted by bad news. The surgeon says "Oh no! we accidentally made a mistake, and your brain is 80% smaller and your skin is 30% darker! We can give you a full refund, but I'm afraid the surgery is irreversible. Is that ok with you?"
The guy replies, "si, gracias!"
Credit to /u/LE_GAME who originally posted this on /r/ImGoingToHellForThis
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