Bill Clinton finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and out comes a genie.
The genie gives Bill one wish.
Bill pulls out a map with many red marks on it
and says "I'd like peace in these areas."
The genie says "You are asking too much of me.
Even I can't bring peace to all these areas."
Bill says "Ok. Well just make Chelsea beautiful."
And the genie says "Let me see that map again."
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