when a black man walks up to the urinal beside him and drops his trousers. Curious, the white man peaks down towards the black mans waist and exclaims "Holy hell! That's the biggest pecker I've ever seen! How do I get one like that?".
The black man chuckles and thinks for a moment and says: "Well i'll tell you my trick: all you've got to do is tie one end of a string around it, and the other end around your ankle".
A week later, the white man is back in the same bar and decides to go take a leak. He opens the bathroom door and is greeted by the same black man from the week before, washing his hands.
"How are you making out with my trick?" says the black man. The white man replies "Great! I'm halfway there!". The black man, in disbelief, says "You mean it actually worked? How much did it grow?".
The white man says "None, but it's black!".
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