He walks up to the bartender and asks for a glass of blood. The bartender looks at him like what the hell and the vampire replies " its ok I'm a vampire I'll take my glass of blood and be on my way." He finishes his drink and sets the glass down and heads out the door. The next day he comes in and asks for two shots of blood and the bartender pulls out his bottle of blood pours 2 shots the vampire drinks it and heads out. The next day as the vampire is walking in the door the bartender pulls out his bottle of blood but before he can pour any the vampire stop him saying " no no it's okay I will just take a glass of hot water. " The bartender looks at him puzzled and asks "aren't you a vampire though ?"and the vampire holds out a used tampon saying "no its okay today I'm making tea."
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