So a teenage girl from Kentucky wants to go out with her friends for the night..

But she doesn't have a car. She goes to her dad to ask him if she can borrow the truck for the night. Her dad says, "if you suck my dick, I'll let you take the truck for the night ." So she really thinks about it. She finally decides to go through with it. So she's sucking his dick and she looks up at him and says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!" He smacks his forehead and says, "fuck, I forgot I let your brother take the truck tonight!"

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