A man was dusting off a lamp he found in this attic when a genie appears. The genie grants the man three wishes but says whatever he gets his wife will receive double.
The man thinks and wishes for a new car. Poof. A new car appears in the man's driveway. And 2 more appear on the street for his wife.
The man then wishes for a new house. Poof. The man magically appeared in his new house, and accross the street 2 more houses appear for his wife.
The man then says "OK genie, now beat me half to death."
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