They each can bring one thing with them. The German says "I vill bring Viener-schnitzel, for ven I become hungry!" The Russian says "I shall bring vodka, for I may become thirsty in the desert." The Puerto-Rican brings a car door. The German asks "Vhy vould you bring a car door?!" The Puerto-Rican says "If it gets cold, I roll the window up, if it gets hot I roll it down!"
^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^not ^^^^^^racist ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^promise
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