So a priest walks up to his neighbor's yard...

"Neighbor Jim!" He says. "I just came back from assigning penance to shifty old Richard. He says that he bought and sold stolen goods from you!"

Neighbor Jim says "Father, I find your tone offensive."

The Priest says "Neighbor, I found your fence atoning."

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