"Neighbor Jim!" He says. "I just came back from assigning penance to shifty old Richard. He says that he bought and sold stolen goods from you!"
Neighbor Jim says "Father, I find your tone offensive."
The Priest says "Neighbor, I found your fence atoning."
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