so a plane is experiencing turbulance above the atlantic ocean.....

(WARNING:SEXIST) the captain speaks over the speakers and tells the crew and passengers that the recent turbulance is do to both jet engines being without power and the plane is slowly descending and is going to crash into the sea, the passengers freak out and start praying and getting ready to die when a young woman gets out of her seat and takes of her shirt asking for a man to make her feel like a woman the passengers not sure how to react just silently stare at her until a man gets up takes of his shirt throws it at her and asking her to iron it

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