A plane full of people is dropping below altitude, the pilot shouts over the tanoy "were losing speed rapidly we've dropped all the luggage but its not working, were at 100 feet and need volunteers to jump out into the sea below"
Nobody puts their hands up so he says "we'll do this as fairly as possible, starting with A - Any asians on board?" no one puts their hand up, "any blacks on board?" still no hands, "any chinese?" nothing..
Then one lad at the back whispers to his dad "ey dad we're black why didn't we put our hand up?" he replies "shut up son, we're zulu's we're last!!"
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