So a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices he has a large ship wheel on what looks like his belt buckle. The pirate tries to sit at the bar, but the wheel is too large for him to be able to comfortably sit. The bartender says, "Hey, you're having trouble because of that wheel on your crotch." The pirate replies, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."
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