He sits down and says, "bartender I've had a really hard day. I need a drink"
And the bartender says, "what? You're a string I can't serve you!"
So the string walks out and then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a knot and undoes and messes up his ends. Then he goes back in and the bartender says, "hey aren't you that string that just came left?"
To which he responds, "nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
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