They fight for hours and hours, finally they end up going to bed. In the morning they're still hostile towards each other and the wife says,
"I had a dream last night that I was at a penis auction."
To which the husband replies,
"Yeah? Was mine there?"
"Yeah it was. It didn't do well at all, too small."
The husband, now a little annoyed said,
"It's funny you mentioned that because I had a dream I was at a vagina auction last night."
"Is that right? Was mine there?"
The husband smiles,
"Yeah, it's where we held it."
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