So a man walks into a pub he's never been before...

As he walks up to the bartender he sees a big jar full of 50 dollar buck bills. Wondering what the story behind it might be he asks the bartender:" Mate, what's that jar for and why does it have so much money in it."

"Well", the bartender replies with a smile "it's a challenge bet, which is indeed quite hard, but if you throw another 50 bucks in there and fulfill the three tasks, you get all the money in there."

Thinking that it's worth a shot, considering that amount of money that has to be in there the man pulls out 50 dollars and hands them to the barkeeper.

"Alright your three tasks are drinking a whole bottle of tequila completely straightfaced, number two is going outside and draw that loose tooth from my pitbull. And your third task is to go upstairs to my 90 year old grandmother in law and have sex with her, she has been quite lonely for some time."

The man sees, why there are so many bills in that jar, as the tasks are really hard. But nevertheless he starts to drink that bottle of tequila and eventually, with everybody encouraging him, makes it without flinching. Quite dizzy he walks outside and the whooe pub hears the loud barking, the man screaming and the fighting noises from the dog and the man.

Walking back into the pub, having bitemarks and scratches on his arms and legs he asks:" Done. Now where is that old woman with the loose tooth?"