So a man thinks he's Napoleon Bonaparte, and he beats up this guy in the name of France. At the mental hospital they ask "Do you really think You're Napoleon?" He replies "I don't think, I know!" So they ask him "then why did you hurt that man?" And he says "Because God told me to." Meanwhile the man next to him yells " No I didn't!"
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