This man had a dream of moving to America to make more money, but because he lives in the wilderness so his parents never thought it was important so they told him when he was born.By this time they died, so he never knew. So, because he's an honest man, he collects his life savings of $200 dollars and goes into the nearest city to find out. While he's doing this, a person drives up to a him and says "Hey friend, whats the problem?" The man replies, "I'm trying to find out my birth date".
The person in the car says "Lucky you, I'm a fortune teller. I'll help you, for a price of course". The man says "How much?". The fortune teller asks him how much he has, the man says $200, and so does the fortune teller. The man gives him the money, and the fortune teller starts up the engine and prepares to leave. The man says "Hey, wait. When was I born?". The fortune teller looks at him, gives him a smirk, says "Yesterday." and drives off.
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