They are gathered around something he can't see and all of them seem to be in distress. Walking over, he asks what the problem is, and they tell him "Someone killed Tito."
Asking how they know that this guy, Tito, is dead, they move aside and he sees that they are crowded around a severed penis that's almost a foot long, with blood all around it. Shocked, the man takes a picture to show to his wife, and continues on his way, as he can't really do anything about the situation.
When he gets home, he tells his wife about the experience, and pulls out his phone to show her the picture. Upon seeing the picture, his wife faints.
After splashing some water on her she wakes up, and the husband asks "what made you pass out? Was the picture too violent?"
"No!" Reply his wife, "But someone killed Tito!"
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