So a man is jogging along the beach and he see's a women with no legs and no arms crying he stops and says "whats the matter why are you crying"and the women says "I've never been hugged before" so the man picks her up and hugs her and does another lap but when he returns he see's that the women is still crying so he asks her "why are you still crying" and she says "I've never been kissed before" so he kisses her and goes around for one final lap and he see's that the women is still crying so he walks up and says "what's the matter this time" and the women turns around to say "I've never been fucked before " so the man picks her up.... and throws her into the ocean and yells "WELL YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"
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