So a man gets shanghaied by pirates, and they put him to work. Life isn't bad for him, steady work a cut of the booty, but after the third day, he starts to feel uncomfortable, having had a healthy sex life back home, and if not with women, he at least could wank one out if the going got tough, but on the pirate ship without any privacy he began to feel the tension building.
So he approaches the first mate, saying, "There's not much privacy around here, what do I do to, you know, relieve my urges."
The first mate just points to a barrel, and says, "Simply put your dick in the hole in that barrel, and rub one out. It's what it's there for."
Pleased, the man asks, "So I can just do this anytime I want?"
The first mate checks a list, and replies, "Any day but Saturday."
"Why not Saturday?" asks the man.
The first mate says, "That's your day in the barrel."
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