She writes that she desires a man who won't use her for her money, beat her to a bloody pulp and won't walk out on her leaving her an emotional wreck of shambles. She also states that this man ought to satisfy her sexually and fuck her like no other man has.
Well days go by and no one responds to her ad.
Until one afternoon her doorbell rings, so she goes and answers the door.
She looks down upon her doorstep and sees a man with no arms or legs just hanging out.
He says to her "I'm here about your personal ad"
She looks him once over and says "um, not to be rude, but why did you answer my personal ad?"
He looks at her and says "well, I have no arms, so I can't beat you nor would I be able to reach for your wallet to steal your money and I have no legs, so I can't walk out on you"
"Well..." she pauses for a moment, considering, "but what about leaving me completely satisfied?"
He smirks slyly and says "well, lady, how do you think I rang your damn doorbell?"
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