He tells them "welcome to St James church, where you can be rest assured that we will not touch your children". He delivers a stunning message but chimes in that he "will not touch your children" every five minutes. As he is meeting and greeting, every five minutes he mentions "I won't touch the children".
He has dinner with some of the families. During the meal he continues to remind them how he won't touch their kids. One of the mothers finally speaks up "Father, you are a man of the Lord. We trust you and know that you will not touch our children. There is no reason to keep stating it so often."
"I know right!" he replies, "I told that to the judge at my parole sentencing but he's *still* making me do this!"
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