...his grandpa was smoking a cigar and the kid asks "Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?" "Does your dick touch your asshole?," asks the grandpa "No," says the kid. "Well then you can't have a puff" says the grandpa
The next day the kid was sitting on his grandpa's lap while he was drinking a beer. The kid says, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" The grandpa says, "Does your dick touch your asshole?" "No, " says the kid. "well then you can't have a sip of my beer." says the grandpa.
The next day the kid is sitting out on the porch eating some cookies and the grandpa comes up and says, "Oh, those look delicious, can I have one of your cookies?". "Does your dick touch your asshole?" asks the kid. "Yes," says the grandpa. The kid says, "Well you can go fuck yourself then, grandma made these for me!"
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