Her mom is in the shower and the little girl sees her boobs and asks "what are those and when do I get them?"
Her mom replys "these are boobs you get them when you're grown up" a few weeks later she's in the bathroom with her dad, sees him naked and asks the same question.
He replys "that's a penis and you'll get it in about 5 minutes when your mother leaves."
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