The guy looks kinda familiar, but there's something that's just not right. Because the guy walking towards him is wearing a three piece suit, has a beautiful woman on his arm, and he has a giant fuckin' orange for a head.
When he gets up to the guy he recognizes him. It's his old friend Bill! So he says "Bill, what the fuck! You've got a three piece suit, there's a beautiful woman on your arm and you've got a giant fuckin' orange for a head!"
Bill says "Alright man, here's what happened... I was at the other end of the beach, I found a genie lamp, three wishes, you know how it goes. For my first wish, I wished for a three piece suit. That's how I got this three piece suit here.
For my second wish, I wished for a beautiful wife. That's how I got this beautiful woman on my arm here. But for my third wish
-And this is where I think I went wrong-
For my third wish, I wished for a giant fuckin' orange for a head."
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