..after fishing all day he runs out of gas. After sitting on the water stranded for hours, another boat pulls alongside and offers help. Desperate for help, the stranded fisherman asks "Hey can I borrow them two oars?!?" The man quickly responds "Them ain't oars, that's my mother and my sister"
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