He's wearing a dark trench coat, with a sad look on his face, he sits down at the bar and says to the bar tender "get me a mug of beer and a shooter of beer for my little friend". with that he pulls a miniature man out of his coat playing a small piano. He sets the man with the piano down on the counter. The bar tender says "fuck, is that ever neat, where did you get that from". The man pulls out a lantern and says "from the genie in here". The bartender says "can I try it?" The man says "sure, but be careful what you wish for". The bartender grabs the lantern and run's to the back room. Within minutes there is a huge explosion followed by loud quacking. The bartender runs out covered in mud and feathers, walks over to the man and says "what the hell, I asked for a billion bucks, but got a billion ducks". The man in the trench coat then says "yeah, do you think I asked for a ten inch pianist".
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