A man stands before St. Peter. St. Peter asks the man what did he do in his life. The man replied, "I went to such and such college, married and had two children, and became an accountant. Overall, I led a pretty meaningless life.
St. Peter then asks if he ever did an act of kindness. The man replied, "I once saw a woman getting insulted by a Hells Angels member. I decided to protect this lady's honor.
St. Peter looks puzzled for a moment, and then asks when did this act of kindness happen.
The man replies, "How do you think I got here?
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