He's walking down the street when a prostitute walks up to him.
"For $2000 American dollars I can suck your dick and sing the Star Spangled Banner perfectly."
"Oh this I have to see."
He agrees and she takes him up to a hotel room. She has him sit down and shuts the lights off.
She starts going at it. The best head he's ever had and she's singing the Star Spangled Banner perfectly. Hitting all the notes and not missing a word.
He finishes right as she's finishing the song.
"That was amazing, " He says." How on earth did you do it?"
"That's for me to know and you not to find out."
So the next day he's still thinking about it. How did she do it? He had to know. He goes around the town looking for her and finally he finds her.
He pays her another $2000 and she takes him back up to the same room. Again she makes him sit in the chair. As she shuts the light off and kneels on front of him and he jumps up and runs to turn on the light.
He turns it on, turns around and sees a fake eye sitting on the table.
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