A gentlemen walks into the bathroom and notices a man struggling to piss.
He says "what's wrong bud?"
The guy turns around, pants still up and shows that he has no arms. He starts looking desperate and asks the man for a huge favor.
"I need you to hold my pecker while I piss. Pleeease, I'm begging you" he said
The guy looks confused but agrees and helps him. He notices something is wrong with the mans dick. After he's done helping the poor guy he stops and asks,
"What's wrong with your dick man?"
The guy looks at him, pulls his arms out of his shirt and says,
"I don't know, but I sure as hell don't wanna touch it!!"
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