and asks for a cabbage. The butcher says "This is a butcher shop, we don't sell vegetables, you need the greengrocer, across the street". The guy says "ok, thanks" and leaves.
The next day he comes back and asks for a cabbage again, the butcher says "I told you yesterday, I don't sell cabbage" the guy replies "thats right, sorry" and leaves.
He comes back the this day and asks again. The butcher loses his temper and yells "what the fuck is your problem, I DONT SELL CABBAGE, if you come in here one more time asking for cabbage, I'm gonna nail you to my counter and chop you up with my cleaver!" The guys says "Jesus, all right mate" and leaves.
The next day he comes back and the butcher has his back turned, he puts on an accent and says ""excuse me do you have any nails?" the butcher replies "No" without turning around. The guy drops his accent and says "I'll have a cabbage then please"
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