At a Christian Youth convention, a pastor is standing at his booth, proudly advertising his patented anti-masturbation device, which is meant for the unruly teenage sons of good christian adults.
A mother sees the booth and, having been looking for something just like it, eagerly approaches the pastor and asks how it works.
"Why don't you ask my good friend Johnny, here?" The Pastor says, motioning to a young, handsome sixteen-year-old boy sitting in a nearby chair.
The mother walks over to Johnny, and says, "Would you mind telling me about this device? How effective is it?"
Johnny replies with a wide smile, "Well ma'am, I've tried an array of other products like the one my pastor designed. But I must say, with this one, it's hard to beat!"
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