A Farmer and his son used to work together to plow the fields and to plant grains in the fields. However, his son ends up in prison because he murdered someone. His father sends a letter to the son in prison. "I'm getting too old for this son. I don't know how much longer I'll be able to keep plowing these fields by myself."
The son sends a letter back. "No, Dad, you can't plow the field! That's where I hid the body!"
The next day, the police are at the farmer's field, digging it up in search of the dead body. At the end of the day, once the whole field has been dug up, they give up, and return to the station.
The son sends another letter to his Dad. "Sorry, Dad. It was the best I could do under the circumstances."
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