the fire alarm had gone off and everyone was evacuating the building.
Everyone evacuated safely and calmly but the fire was so immense that the whole front section was burning not very quickly.
The cross that the church had constructed out of wood was the only piece of wood on the exterior of the building near the front other than the doors and was quickly blazing.
The story was in the paper the next day.
A reader of the paper jokingly said.
"At least nobody was ON this cross."
Edit: Wording
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