Suddenly their ship gets caught in the gravitational pull of a supermassive black hole. The Baptist says"Don't worry spaghettification is a myth and God will protect us." The Mormon says "Yes spaghettification is a myth but the spirit of Joseph Smith will protect us." The athiest says "Shut up. Spaghettification is a sound theory and we're all as good as dead." The Baptist was driving the ship sitting at the front so he was the first to undergo the process. Screaming in agony he cries out to God but it's no use. the extreme forces of gravity stretch him to noodle like proportions and he dies. The mormon was the second to pass through , praying to Joseph Smith but it was no use the gravitational forces stretched him to noodle like proportions and he shared the same fate as the Baptist. The Atheist at the back of the ship witnessing the horrible fate of his fellow astronauts screamed in horror but was surprised to find that he passed through the black hole unharmed. Then he realised...
He was already a pastafarian.
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