All three of them are dressed like pirates for they had just got back from a costume party.
They sit down and the first guy says "What a long day at work, at least I got my secretary to look at!"
The second guy says "Hey Bill, I reckon your wife wouldn't be too happy to hear that!"
"But who would tell her?" Exclaims the first man.
The second man fed up with the first mans ignorance begins to raise his voice, "Now you listen here, remember last time you cheated with the waitress?"
"How could I forget a girl like THAT!" says the first man.
"Do you also remember cheating with the bartender?" says the second man angrily.
"With tits like that it'd be a sin to forget!"
"Well how about the bus boy?" Says the second man with both fists curled into knuckles on the table.
"I don't recall" says the first man slightly confused.
The third man finally breaks his silence and chips in, "Arrr you gonna drink yet?"
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