"The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students took over. ""Your hard drive crashed,"" he said.
I called the computer services office and explained, ""My computer is down. The hard drive crashed.""
""We can’t just send people down on your say-so. How do you know that’s the problem?""
""A student told me,"" I answered.
""We’ll send someone over right away."""
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