3 guys are walking down a beach and discover ye olde genie lampe as per protocol. They are each granted a single wish.
Guy 1 wishes for "a huge cock." A 3 foot tall rooster appears next to him.
Guy 2, seeing this, wishes for "a huge penis." An elephant dick then appears beside him on the beach.
Guy 3, now understanding that this genie is either very literal or very mean, wishes for "my own penis, the one that I was born with, to be 4 inches longer, yet keep the same girth, functionality and skin colors as my current penis."
To which the genie repies "Why so picky?"
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