An illiterate father and his educated son who has a degree in Astrology went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. A few hours later the father wakes his son and asks:
"look to the sky and tell me what do you see son?"
s: "I see millions of stars."
f: "What does that tell you son?"
s: "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and planets in our solar system."
f: he remains silent for a moment then says: "NO JACKASS, someone stole our fucking tent! Can't you see!?
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