Once there, a demon shows him in, and tells him he can choose one of three doors, but he can't see what's inside, only listen.
First door opens, and the guy hears screams of agony and whips being used.
"No, thanks, next door"
Next door has sounds of joints popping and bones cracking.
"Oh, that sounds horrible, no thanks"
Last door, silence, dead silence, until he hears: "Please don't make waves......please don't make waves"
Well, that doesn't sound so bad, I'm in!
The demon opens the door and the guy falls into a pool of shit up to his chin.
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