Small Steaks

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd
eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head
down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was
making it out to be.


The group was seated in the back of the restaurant.


After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily,
for their delicious pieces of gigantic steaks. To their
collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the
smallest steaks they'd ever seen.


"Now see here," the very embarrassed guy said to the waiter.
"Yesterday when I came down here you served me a BIG, juicy,
steak. Today, though, when I have my friends invited, you serve
small miniature steaks! What is the meaning of this?"


"Yes, sir," replied the waiter, "yesterday you were sitting by
the window."