A rich man and a poor man had a talk about cristmass presents
richman \I got my wife a ring and a BMW for cristmass
poorman \ why both
richman \ if she dont like the ring she can drive back with
a smile
poorman \ i got my wife a piar of slippers and a vibraitor
richman \ why both
poorman \ if she dont like the slippers she can go fuck her self
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