Sleeping with your girlfriend is like sleeping in a no camping zone. You want to get comfy,but you can't risk pitching a tent.

What do you call...

Rolaids

Yo momma so fat

yo momma fat that she got different times zones

A wealthy...

He sees a homeless guy sitting on the side of a street, with a sign that...

So I walked into...

And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,"it's not my...

What does a ship...

Anchor.

Racism exists...

white people are just better at it, like most things.

What drinking...

Drink every time r/funny is actually funny

Did You guys hear...

They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails

Daddy's job

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a...

Got a long...

I don't know who they were, or what they were saying, but im pretty sure...