A wealthy businessman gives a homeless dude 1 million dollars

He sees a homeless guy sitting on the side of a street, with a sign that says, "Why lie? I need money for drugs." The businessman, liking to call himself a philanthropist, decides that this would be a great social experiment. So he walks up to the guy and tells him that he will receive 1 million dollars via check and what he can do with that money is up to him. Either he can use the money to buy more drugs, or use it to give himself a second chance at life. The homeless guy replies, "Oh thank you so much!" And darts off to the bank to cash out. The businessman follows him, sees that as soon as he receives the money in cash, he goes to the shadiest part of the city, presumably to buy drugs. The businessman shakes his head and walks off.

A few months later, the businessman is walking in the same part of the city and sees who else but the homeless guy! But this time, he's decked out in fancy clothes, bling, you name it. The homeless guy sees the businessman and goes up to him, saying "thank you, thank you so much!"

"I have to say that I'm surprised," the businessman says. "I thought you were going to use it to buy drugs, because of your sign."

"Oh I did, kind sir!" the homeless guy exclaims. "I used the money to become a very successful drug dealer!"