A father bought a lie detecting robot that slaps a person when they lie. He decided to test it out on his son at supper. “Where were you last night?” “I was at the library.” The robot slaps the son. “Okay, I was at a friend’s house.” “Doing what?” asks the father. “Watching Frozen.” The robot slaps the son. “Okay, it was porn!” cries the son. The irate father yells, “What? When I was your age, I didn't know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father. The mother laughs and says, “He certainly is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.
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