My european friend Opee is opening up a restaurant where he claims to have the 'worlds best pizza'. His restaurant is in the middle of no where, but don't worry

Two fish are in a...

One turns to the other and asked "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Ugly Chick

A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday evening....

The US is waking...

Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls.

Request for a...

The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following...

Apparently being...

I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player.

Fallen bridge

A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river. The blond...

PE Teacher: Why...

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?...

Doctor vs Mechanic

An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a...

Why aren't PhDs...

Because real doctors have cures.

Why didn't the...

He was too far out man